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That Swanky Bathroom


Well, hello there stranger.

I know it’s been awhile but we’ll make it up in a big way.  Promise.

I think this should help- the public unveiling of another fully renovated room.

After successfully turning the powder room around (you can read about that here), we decided to try our hand at something a little bigger.  The guest bathroom.  Even though we were pretty confident coming off of the powder room reno, there was something in particular that made us a little wary.

That’s right.  We had a furdown housing the ugliest, flashiest (literally, it flashed when you turned it on) florescent light ever.  I mean, seriously.  Who puts a florescent light in a bathroom?  My guess?  A man who had little input from a wiser significant other.  That significant other would have instantly shot down the idea because, duh, florescent lighting is the most unflattering light out there.  ANYTHING would be better than a florescent light.  Needless to say, we knew it had to go but we were I was nervous about how we Chris would patch it up.

As Chris battled with thoughts of demo and drywall patches, I contemplated how to turn this yellow beast of a room into a beaut.  Here’s what we were dealing with:


Would the ugly mustard color ever end??

The walls weren’t only the ugliest color on earth, we also discovered that the horrifying color had been painted over wallpaper.  If we teach you one thing from this entire blog, it will be this: Do. Not. Paint. Over. Wallpaper.  Seriously, save the future homeowners some serious headaches and tear the wallpaper off before switching over to paint.

We made our way to Home Depot to determine if there was a miracle cure for this problem.  After perusing the aisles for awhile, we came up with zilch.  We tracked down a paint specialist and asked for his advice.  His reply, “They did what?? Painted over wallpaper?  Well, you’re about to see just how strong your marriage is.  Good luck.”  Awesome.

We bought the usual wallpaper removal artillery: DIF wallpaper removal spray and a paper tiger (best product name, hands down).  They helped a little but the best tool we found was nail scraping.  Gross?  Yes, but thank goodness for manicures.

Although the bathroom tore away at my fingers, it did provide some comic relief.  That relief came in the form of colorful tulips.  I’d like you to close your eyes, imagine yourself in a luxurious shower at the end of a long, hard day being surrounded by a field of bright yellow, blue, and red tulips… I’d like to see what their second and third options were *shudders.


And now for your close-up.

So as the paint disappeared and more of the wallpaper appeared, we were met with another terrifying fact.  They painted over wallpaper which was installed over wallpaper.  THERE WAS ANOTHER LAYER.  And you thought tulips were bad?  Oooh no.  Underneath the bed of tulips was a layer of metallic blue and silver paisley wallpaper.  THE HORROR!!  I looked everywhere for a picture but couldn’t find anything. I think the world is better off not revisiting that design anyway.

Two full days later (there went that weekend), we were finally left with bare walls.  But then we had a new dilemma on our hands.  The walls were so stripped from removing three layers, even paint couldn’t cover all the imperfections.  Take a peek into our horror room of a bathroom.  Looks like a scene out of Saw, huh?


The solution?  Texture.  I looked into having a professional painter texture the walls since we had zero experience but it was looking to be $400.  And with that, our cheap cost effective-selves decided we could just teach ourselves to texture.  No biggie… right?

And then wonder of all wonders, we discovered the “texture in a can” aisle at Home Depot.  Score!  As we looked from can to can, we couldn’t find any that resembled the texture on the rest of our house.  I went home and compared the texture we currently had to this website which showed various types of texturing techniques.  Bingo!  We had slapbrush or “crow’s feet” texture.  Here’s a sample:

As I dug into how to achieve this look, I soon discovered that there was no quick short cut from a can for this method.  We would need to buy a slapbrush (this bad boy), mix a drywall compound concoction and go to town stamping the walls and ceiling. Lucky us.

These two sites provided me with the best info for a quick Slapbrushing 101: eHow and Drywall School. Drywall school mentions rolling the compound on the entire wall then using the slapbrush but we found putting the compound on a tray, dipping the slapbrush in the tray, shaking it off a little, then stamping the wall was easier and a lot less messy.  I will say it was A LOT easier than we thought it would be and didn’t take too long either.  The hardest part is blending new texture in with a section of pre-existing texture.  Drywall School had a good tip though: Texture a first coat and then a second.  After the second coat, while the compound is still wet, take a wadded up plastic bag and tap the outside edge of the new texture.  After it dries, the edge will have blended in.  I haven’t tried this trick yet but fully intend to!

Once the texturing was done, we were onto the really hard part.  The wall color.  I am so proud to say that the first color I chose is still on the wall a year later!

I wanted a luxurious feel to the guest bath so I chose a teal, white, and gray color palate.  Teal for the walls and gray and white for the accessories.  It looks a bit bright and was a big step for me, the queen of light colors, but it really works against the muted background pieces (tan tile, tan granite, white tile, white shower curtain, gray towels).

You know how I know we did well?  The first thing Chris said when I had finally finished accessorizing the bathroom was- “looks like a swanky hotel.”  Holler.


Successfully renovating your first room gives you something of a high; you gain a level of confidence that will probably get you into trouble later on down the line. Well, our guest bathroom turned out to be the end of that line. The powder room renovation had been a great success, and we decided to jump into the guest bath renovation only a few weeks later. Clearly, we were due for a reality check.

This bathroom had some major problems, but unlike the master bathroom, it was fully functional. For starters, it was the same dried-mustard color the powder room had been.

Second, it had this weird basin-like faucet that really threw people for a loop.

Everyone that used our bathroom came out saying, “dude, what’s with your faucet?”… but at least I know my friends wash their hands. Oh, and let’s not forget the furdown/fluorescent combo that made you feel like you were in a zombie movie. We had work to do.

First things first: the walls. Someone painted an ugly color over ugly wallpaper, so there were two layers of fail plastered to our walls. Great. We scoured Google for tips and came to a disturbing conclusion: this was going to be a lot of work. So we ran off to Home Depot hoping to find a magic solution to our woes, but left with some sort of spray goo and a small, handheld contraption that I assume was adapted from some sort of medieval torture device. And off to work we went.

Let me tell you, peeling painted wallpaper is frustrating, tedious, and gross. When the wallpaper stripper dissolves the old glue, you basically end up with some sort of mixture that is way too similar to snot. Combine that with the now-soaked paper remnants and it’s a little like peeling used kleenex off the wall. So you could say it was rather unpleasant.

Anyway, a whole weekend later, we were ready to move on to the next gremlin: the fluorescent light housed in a furdown. I love fluorescent lights in my work area but am not particularly fond of buzzing ballast while I brush my teeth. Julie, however, finds fluorescent lights to be severely unsettling in any location. Either way, this thing had to go. Julie was somewhat apprehensive about the idea of doing something so drastic as literally taking down part of the wall, but as she was rambling through some sort of panicked attempt at reasoning things out, I swung the hammer and was met with a disheartening thud. I had bad news: this thing was reinforced. Seriously, it wasn’t even three feet long and the light assembly couldn’t have weighed more than three pounds, but it was built like it was going to anchor an aircraft carrier. Great.

Within an hour or so, I managed to hammer away all of the drywall and had begun working on the deconstruction of the furdown frame. I was finally making some progress when I came across a particularly difficult hodgepodge of 2x4s when… CRACK! I broke my hammer. I BROKE MY HAMMER! This thing was designed to be smashed against stuff with as much force as you can swing it and it broke because some moron thought the guest bath furdown needed more fasteners and braces than the entire attic.

Enough crying, I still had work to do. I grabbed my steel hammer this time and finished tearing stuff out of the ceiling. I finally had most of the wood frame and was getting down to the wire (literally). All I had left to do was remove the final bits of framing and re-route the wires for the light so we could install a wall-mounted light. Below, you can see what was so frustrating about this thing- rather than integrate the furdown into the frame of the house, someone built it completely and then mounted it up before drywalling.

And now I can finally move into the “construction” phase!


Exhibit A: A HOLE IN OUR CEILING!!  Commence the 24 hour freak out by Julie.


I gave myself a crash-course in drywalling and went to work. Eventually, it started to look like a complete room again.

Once everything was textured and painted, I dropped a new countertop in. It’s identical to the one we installed in the powder room but the fact that it wasn’t wedged between two walls meant it was way easier to install. After switching out a few fixtures and some final touches, we could finally let people visit.

And for those of you struggling with your own DIY disasters, here’s a peek into what this room looked like for an entire week:

Anyway, I’m pretty satisfied with how everything turned out, especially since there were so many firsts: wallpaper removal, drywall patching, texturing, moving electrical, etc. The end result is fantastic when you consider all the learning curves, and we’re really happy with our work. After Julie picked out colors and accessories, it’s pretty swanky.


Are you bursting with anticipation to see the final result?  Okay, okay.  Here’s the good stuff.


Best shower curtain ever.  Hands down.  It’s by DKNY from Bed Bath and Beyond.  It’s a nice, thick material (hooray for no transparency!) and has already survived a full year without beginning to look tattered.


We took down the builder grade mirror and installed this framed one from Garden Ridge.  It gives the bathroom an instant, custom look.

Ahh, look at that nice undermount sink covered by a granite counter that looks deceivingly custom but (*whisper: is actually a standard size so it’s a fourth of the cost of a custom one… woo-hoo!).

My newest obsession: apothecary jars.  Yummy.  I filled one with silk roses, another with french milled soap and a third with cream and blue wicker/floral ball accessories.

Nothing like a set of re-used, freshly painted cabinets along with a nice, shiny, new hardware.  Quick update success!


I had a great idea for the frame artwork.  I found two skyline pictures of the cities Chris and I were born in- Charlotte, NC and Austin, TX.  I converted the photos to black and white and sent them off to Walgreen’s to be printed.  Voilah- instant, inexpensive art!

Here’s the lowdown on what we did:

  • Freshly painted cabinets (color: China Cup by Behr)
  • A pop of teal on the walls (color: Blue Lagoon by Valspar)
  • New cabinet hardware ($4.40 each at Lowe’s)
  • New sink ($40 at a builder’s surplus warehouse)
  • New granite countertop ($199 at a builder’s surplus warehouse.  Hooray for having a standard size sink!)
  • New faucet ($68 at Home Depot)
  • New mirror (a Garden Ridge score for $65)
  • New baseboards
  • New towel bar (Bed Bath and Beyond)
  • New toilet paper holder (Bed Bath and Beyond)
  • New towel ring (Bed Bath and Beyond)
  • New towel peg on door (Bed Bath and Beyond)
  • New door
  • New light switch and outlet
  • New sconce ($59 at Lowe’s)
  • New toilet (added at a later date… more on that later)
  • Apothecary jars (Michael’s)
  • Scented french mill soap (Sample House)
  • Frames (Hobby Lobby)
  • Shower curtain ($59.99 at Bed Bath and Beyond)


Filed under Bathroom, Before & After

You Painted the Bathroom WHAT Color??


Purple.  Yes, purple.  Well, lavender to be exact but Chris didn’t care to hear that either.  To be fair, I was going for a smoky purple… it turned out more grandma-doily-purple than smoky purple though.  Before you hear Chris’ rant regarding how life-shattering this room was, please consider the following:

  • I, Julie Weber, painted the whole bathroom myself while Chris was at work so it’s not like he wasted his day slaving over this color any seven-year-old girl would’ve killed for.
  • Before opening the door and revealing the purple paradise, I both warned him and acknowledged the error of my ways.
  • You should also note that the bathroom was the most horrid shade of stale mustard yellow that you’ve ever seen.  No color in history could have been worse than what the previous owners had slathered on the wall.
  • For the second round, I chose a soothing, sea-foam green that is now approved by all parties.  Problem solved.
The powder room was our first adventure into truly renovating a room of the house.  And, as I’m sure you’ve discovered by reading about the paint, it was quite the learning experience.  After we finished, the only pieces that were unscathed by our remodeling were the toilet and the floor.  The following items weren’t so lucky: new sink, new faucet, new mirror, new lighting, new countertop, new towel ring, new accessories, newly painted cabinets, new cabinet hardware, and, of course, new wall paint (four coats…)
So, what were our take-aways?
  1. Spray paint isn’t just reserved for art projects and graffiti.  I was shocked to discover that spray painting bronze light switches and toilet paper holders doesn’t turn out that tacky.  We sprayed ours to a nice, oiled-rubbed bronze color to match the new faucet and light and it actually looks legit.  And what a convenient way to cut costs!
  2. Hobby Lobby a) is closed on Sundays (forgot that one) and b) has really cute, inexpensive towel rings.  I found an antique, rod-iron-looking heart-shaped towel ring (phew, that was a mouthful) that worked perfectly.  And with an $8 price tag, it was even better!
  3. Avoid Valspar paint.  We purchased Valspar white semi-gloss trim paint and were highly disappointed.  Within a week, it started peeling off the wall and had a rough texture.  We’re a proud Behr family now.
  4. Don’t be afraid of visiting your local Habitat for Humanity ReStore.  Being the latest and greatest finish, oil-rubbed bronze items can get expensive.  We found a fantastic deal on an oil-rubbed fixture for $30 at our local ReStore.  It looks comparable to any $100 fixture at Home Depot or Lowe’s but at a third of the price!
After one weekend (yes, we did all this in one weekend!!), the “Charlene/Julie’s mom” room (thus dubbed by Chris) was complete.  I am shocked to say that we survived, can still say that we like each other, and, most importantly, were ready to move onto the bigger bathrooms.  No rest with the Webers!
Blurple. That’s the word I reserve for particularly ugly shades of purple. And this room was blurple. Honestly, I wasn’t upset that the room had to be repainted; I was upset that I was the one that had to repaint it as Julie had “already painted so much” that day. “Had already done enough damage” is how she should have phrased it.
Anyway, let’s talk semantics. There’s a fine line between “should fit” and “does fit.” For example, if you measure a bathroom and then pick out a vanity top that is the same size as your opening, well, in theory, it “should fit.” However, when you get home and install it only to discover it’s wedged against the wall at a 30* angle, it’s safe to assume that it “doesn’t fit.” Oops. I’m not a professional, but I think I came up with a pretty clever solution: bash the hell out of the wall with a hammer. All I needed was a few millimeters of flexibility in the wall, and the side splash was just tall enough to cover up the swiss-cheesed drywall. Jackpot. While Julie prayed in the corner, I got medieval on the wall. A few good whacks and the vanity fit like a glove. Huzzah!
I’d also like to take this opportunity to discuss electrical safety. The human body is, unfortunately, an excellent conductor. This means that as someone is getting electrocuted, they will conduct electricity onto any other conductor they come into contact with. What this means for you is that if you touch someone that’s being electrocuted, you’ll get zapped as well. Also, I now know that our house was wired with a GFCI circuit powering all the outlets near a water source, rather than having individual GFCI outlets in each location, so when I shut off power to the bathroom I foolishly assumed the outlet was shut off as well. ZAP! Wrong. I’m not easily startled, but getting an unexpected jolt always gets the job done. I can’t fault her for rushing to my aid, but the first thing Julie did was grab me, and I immediately lectured her on electrical safety, fingers still tingling (in all seriousness, as little as one amp can kill you, so be absolutely sure a circuit is off before you work on it).
The moral of this story, though, is that this was our foray into true renovations, and we survived. More importantly (or perhaps most depressingly), we had been bitten by what we call in the car world the “mod bug”, that is, the inability to leave something the hell alone, and the uncontrollable compulsion to customize everything you own. When an 18 sq. ft. room no one really uses literally tries to kill you, renovating the rest of the house seems daunting. But if it gives me an excuse to buy beer and tools, I say bring it on!
Now, onto the good stuff: the pictures!


Filed under Bathroom, Renovation